One of the great ‘what ifs’ of Irish sport will undoubtedly be aired when Paul Howard will be forced to answer the question, ‘what if Ross O’Carroll Kelly had not been such a total, like, plonker?’ Would the consensus still be that BOD was the, like, greatest ever Irish rugby player … like? Or maybe not. Either way Paul will be reading from the intimate diaries and memoirs of one of the greatest goys ever to don the Castlerock College jersey.